1 Second Down, 14:59 to go

Check out this video from last Wednesday.



You'll hear the helicopter lady say

" . . . and we just saw a few of them are not even wearing the swim suits so, or what are they called? Wetsuits. Wetsuits."

Right when she says the first "wetsuits" (at 1:12 into the video) you'll see a loser in a silver wetsuit treading water in the middle of the screen. That's me trying to figure out where the hell I am, and why the heck a helicopter was filming me.

Don't blink, or you'll miss it. I guess I have 14:59 more minutes of fame left.